The Misadventures of Penoi

"A senior Malacañang official on Wednesday said the government has no plan to declare January 2, or the day after New Year's Day, a non-working holiday. "

So better luck next time people. Happy New Year!!! Happy holidays!!!!! Maligayang Bagong Taon!!!

American 5: Naked Mile is the worst American Pie movie ever.. The legacy doesn't live on this movie... all you can see were boobs, boobs and more boobs.... They just reinvented some of the hilarious scene on the previous American Pie movies which is not fun at all....
Anyway, is good to see Jim's cool father again...

Ano kayang mangyayari sa 2007 sa akin.. there's so much thing to do... mga lugar na gusto kong puntahan.. mga bagay na gusto kong ma-achieve... its a never ending struggle sabi nga nila... i love changes...

nag-xmas party na yung company ng bayaw at sister ko... may mga games, like boom tarat tarat at pinoy henyo... may mga pa-raffle sa mga dumalo... they gave washing machine sa mga tauhan nila sa barracks para hindi na sila mahirapang maglaba ng kanilang mga damit....videoke to the max... masaya!!!! simple...sayang wala na kaming banda... dati kasi, kami ang nagproprovide ng live music....

ano ba ang mga ginagawa ko this holiday?? download, bittorrent, basa ng book... kelangan kong matapos ang "Google Story" at "Rich Dad Poor Dad"..... tulog... kain... sabi ko, this holiday.. mag-aaral ako... pero parang i have enough learning this year.. kelangan magrelax relax naman ako....

try kong mag-exercise next year.... para makabalik na ulit ako sa sport na kinahihiligan ko... ang mountanineering.. after the Mt. Apo misadventures ko kasi.. sabi ko sa sarili ko tigil na ko.. at mukhang may mahina na ang tuhod ko for extreme sports....

Pinsan: Kelan ang uwi mo pinsan?
Penoi: Mamaya...
Pinsan: Akala ko bukas pa.. papalibre sana ako sa iyo pauwi...
Penoi: Bakit?
Pinsan: Ayaw ko na dito.. lagi kaming nag-aaway ng aking asawa.. kahit siya ang mali.. lumalabas pa din na ako ang mali... Isinusumpa ko na dito... Pag nakaalis ako dito, parang nabunutan ako ng tinik...
Penoi: Pagpasensyahan mo kasi ang asawa mo..
Pinsan: Ganyan din ang sinabi ng kapatid ko, pagpasensyahan siya...

Hay... ang asawa talaga... sa una lang mahirap.. dahil habang tumatagal... pahirap na ng pahirap....

Merry Christmas!!! Merry Xmas !!! Maligayang Pasko !!! Happy New Year !!! Manigong Bagong Taon sa Inyong Lahat !!!!

Is Friendster dead??? i've browsed some of my friends friendster, then their friends and friends and friends... aba!!! doon ko lang nakita sa friendster yung mga taong matagal ko ng hinahanap hanap.. old friends... old niligawan... old naging classmates na naging phonepal after kong lumipat ng course... who says that friendster is dead?? maybe yes, maybe not.. but it is still one of best site for me... Merry Christmas people... yep, yep.. hurray!!!

Well, i might say this is the most simple and yet stomach blowing party... "Dads" in glorietta.... You rock my world, and my belly too!!!!


First Plate

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Second Plate

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Third Plate

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lemonpartydotorg????

Its so early to have a YearEnd Report... So what happened on my year 2006???

February - finished Cisco Networking academy Program(CNAP) and passed the Cisco Certified Network Associate(CCNA) exam

June - Take the EcCouncil Certified Ethical Hacker training and passed the certification exam

July - Climbed Mt Apo in davao Philippines

September - Resigned as a Network Admin and bought Ipod Nano

October - Start my new Job
- Bought TV and DVD for my viewing pleasure

November - New pamangkin emerge.. the first Perez of the Family.

December - Watched NU107 Rock Awards 2006

Plans for the year 2007

--- Take Redhat Certified Engineer (RHCE) exam
--- hopefully to buy my first DSLR

Ok, maybe i will need a broadband connection here in Manila next year.. Instead of applying for another internet subscription, i will just transfer my Smartbro Wireless Internet from Batangas. The customer service informed me that i will need to pay them Php2k in order to process the transfer. Argh.. dont have additional/extra budget for that until the end of the year.... its so slow and hard to work if i will use the company issued PLDT Weroam here in manila...
last night boy dapa and i were in starbucks... im enjoying my coffee, when this english-speaking dorks bugged me and ask if im using the chair besides me because this guy-hiphop-wannabee friend of theirs has no chair... i said no.. but my bag is....
WTF!!! they want my chair coz they dont want to get the vacant chair, 5steps away from their table... greed as i wanna be!!! bwaahahahaha....

Xmas is fast approaching.. though to financial and some unavoidable circumstances, im still hoping that my Xmas 2006 still Rocks!!!!
Do you have office xmas party??? i dunno here.. they are arguing if we convert the xmas party budget into cash?? or we will have a xmas party dinner only... its sad when your office have only 4 employees....

1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."

Customer "Ok."

Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"

Customer: "No."

Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"

Customer "No."

Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"

Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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2). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that
his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
command.

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the
end of the CONFIG.SYS.

Letme know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.

Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

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3) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."

Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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4).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."

Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."

Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."

Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."

Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."

Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."

Customer:: "What?"

Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"

Customer: "No..."

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5).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"

Tech Support:: ?!%#$

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6).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"

Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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7) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"

Customer:: "A white one."

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8).. Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."

Customer:: "How do you spell that?"

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9). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"

Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery
store."


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10). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"

Customer: "Pentium."

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11). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal
abortion."

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12).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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13).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

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14). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."

Tech Support: "What does it say?"

Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."

Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"

Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."

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15). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
24 hours."

Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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16). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"

Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."

Tech Support:: "Well?"

Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now
and may I help u in finding it out?

Cust: sure

CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?

Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?

Inabot ako ng madaling araw sa panonood ng TV tungkol sa debate ng mga congressman about sa walang kamatayang ConASS.. Parang rephrase lang ang lahat ng mga pinapasok ng Majority para hindi sila ma-technical...
Magaling talaga si House Minority leader, Congressman Francis Escudero... nakikita ko sa kanya na baka siya ang sumunod sa yapak ng namayapang si Sen. Raul Roco... bawat tanong niya... malaman... at mukhang nag-iingat sumagot ang Majority.. baka kasi maluto sila sa sarili nilang mantika...
kanya kanyang opinyon... kanya kanyang kagustuhan.. alam ba ninyo na isa sa gustong ipasok ng Majority ay aalisin ang term limit.... ibig sabihin, hanggat kayang tumakbo ng isang kandidato ay pede na, ayon dun sa revision...
kailangan ipaliwanag at sabi nga ni Congressman Francis Escudero, kailangan idaan ang lahat sa maayos na proseso at kailangan din na dumaan din siya sa isang public hearing... kung yun nga daw pagbabago ng pangalan street, dinadaan sa isang public hearing, ito pa kayang Saligang Batas natin...

the Ituloy Angsulong Movement went to the NU107 Rock Awards... Badtrip nga lang at maraming bawal.. bawal magdala ng malaking bag.. bawal din camera.. kaya tiis kami sa mga dala naming cellphone na may cam... oks na sana.. pero marami ka pa ding makikita na nakapagpalusot ng kani-kanilang mga digital camera... booohhooo... poor security.. or may palakasan lang between sa mga nagbayad at mga vip.. I think dapat lang na payagan nilang ipasok sa loob ang mga camera ng mga nanonood... kung wala ang mga fans.. wala din sila d ba...

magkaiba ang entrance kasi ng mga bumili ng ticket at mga vip daw.. mahaba ang pila sa MASA... konti at maluwag ang security sa VIP at press(daw!!!)....kulay puti ang ticket ng MASA... kulay itim ang sa VIP...

"VIP at Press lang daw" ang pedeng pumila dun.. kasi dun lang kakaunti ang tao.. kaya dun kami pumila..."Blogger kami" sabi ni boy dapa....
in short... ito ang mga shots ko sa concert.. gamit ang cellphone ko...


NU107 Rock Awards 2006 dancer... este Bouncer... maganda ang tshirt nila na may print na "Ako ang TaMa"... ngggeeee.... katakot!!!!





The Dawn playing medley of their old and new songs.. nakijam sa kanila si Raimund Marasigan ng Sandwitch, Dong Abay, Chito Miranda of Parokya ni Edgar at Urbandub....

Ely Buendia of Pupil

Opening act.. The Bulate.. este Itchyworms!!!

The Crowd

The stage